If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Houston, we have a blender
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
The convent might be a nice break from real life
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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