She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
i think my cat just said my name.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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