you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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