I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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