Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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