so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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