found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
