Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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