Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
4 words: hood of his car
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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