How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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