im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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