If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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