We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
