Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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