Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
not ubering you a puppy
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I smell like Dick and happiness
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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