i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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