why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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