think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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