So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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