This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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