see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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