pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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