And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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