a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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