so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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