Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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