think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
He has the fingertips of a God
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