you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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