I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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