youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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