I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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