They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
