i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
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