: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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