He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
so let's talk penis.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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