Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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