Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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