No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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