i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It's Friday. Sex?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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