every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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