guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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