i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
