I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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