She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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