I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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