I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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