sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She bit a glass in half.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
