How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
