Dual....:-)
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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