wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
is it fun? or sober?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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